Mutation Central: Screwed-Up Off-Brand Addams Family with a Sci-Fi Twist

Greetings, my friends! I think I'm as surprised as you are with how rapidly these updates are coming... I just can't seem to tear myself away from these amazingly ugly Sims. They're way too much fun to play around with and mercilessly laugh at.



Last chapter, the Uglacies welcomed this little freak of nature: Renesmee Uglacy, named after the infamous half-vampire daughter of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. A terrible name from the worst book of a terrible series, as befits my Uglacy, where all members of the bloodline are to be named after characters from bad books and fanfic.

If you're wondering why Dick is snuggling this child, then I'm both amazed and horrified to report that it's not because I'm forcing him too. Dick genuinely seems to like Renesmee, which is fitting now that I can see her personality. She's hellspawn, people: full outgoing and zero nice. Her cousin Br'yan is just antisocial; Renesmee here is actively mean. Dick has no Nice points either, so of course he and the little antichrist bonded.

And now, we shall press on, for there will be another alien in this house soon enough. I really don't think he or she can possibly be as ugly as Renesmee, though.

( Warning: Renesmee is still hideous, guys, she's so hideous I can't even. )